Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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