Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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