allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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