R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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