My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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