so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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