so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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