I could make wine with my vomit
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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