we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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