If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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