I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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