SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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