is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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