watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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