he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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