It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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