nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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