So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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