Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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