Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just high enough for therapy.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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