come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Its about making memories worth repressing
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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