Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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