idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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