She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Terrible idea I love it
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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