How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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