I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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