I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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