i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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