no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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