dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Shame is for Republicans.
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