she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The struggles of a small town man whore
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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