problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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