Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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