when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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