Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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