make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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