YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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