i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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