just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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