the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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