vagina is talking i cant
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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