I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
how does that bad decision feel?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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