Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
