I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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