Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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