Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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