ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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