I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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