help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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