doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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