yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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