I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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