He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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