I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize